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never-ending list of dudes i want to please secularly ♦ nathan fillion

Look at his smallness compared to my tallness, my porcelain doll-ness, my port-in-a-squallness, my kids-in-the-hallness, my Pink-Floyd’s-“The-Wall”ness, my three parts of gaulness, my just all-in-allness, my wonderful me-ness, my hammer the pe-ople can tell that I’m awfully swell while Neil has a weird smell, I’m just saying: Purell. I’m better, better than Neil.

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